Underwire Overdrive

a haiku about Jedward

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Practicing type by quoting stuff from all my favorite series. First set is from Sherlock.

Also, I’ve been thinking of printing and framing one of these babies so I could hang it on my wall

releasethemurderbirds:

Today I had a lecture about belief/religion and the lecturer asked what we believed in and some guy shouted “Sherlock Holmes” and then some other kid shouted back “Richard Brook was innocent” and they glared at each other across the room and then the lecturer just carried on with a slightly concerned look on her face.

(Source: tinypixy)

copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam

akapine006:

But imagine

Imagine tho

What if Benedict Cumberbatch and ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK GOT MARRIED

Humperbatch

Cumberdinck

Engelbatch

Humpercumber

//SNORT

timelordy-teganbreann:

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Avoiding confrontation: Sherlock Holmes style

Consulting nine year old.

I love how this is how Sherlock says “Drop it”

I’ve only just noticed this, but that’s not the entire newspaper. There is no masthead, so it’s been pulled out. And a historical hospital is being ‘refit’. Could that hospital be Bart’s? Could they be trying to tell us something? Can anyone read what the article says?

(Source: whooshincomesthehair)